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(no subject) [Sep. 28th, 2006|08:26 pm]
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misssoulette
This will be my first post. I am sitting with my laptop, about to watch the 6:30 episode of 30MM. I just caught sight of the putrid results of the 6:00 30MM. I don't know, nor to I wish to know, what that slop was, but it looks very similar to scrambled vomit.

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(no subject) [Aug. 3rd, 2006|10:33 pm]
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i_heart_my_geek
Today's recap is the 6:30 episode about "He-Man Eating." Rachael Ray insults another culture with her "Polish stir fry." It's a sad sight to behold. And you're probably fortunate enough to not have to, so I'll give you the highlights.

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(no subject) [Aug. 2nd, 2006|10:24 pm]
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i_heart_my_geek
Yes, I know, you're all like "WTF?" because I haven't posted in like 5 days, but I'm overcoming some technology issues at the moment. I come with two recaps for you today, one from the 6:30 Weeknight Celebration episode from Monday night, and one from today's 6:30 Dinner Theater episode. I had one from yesterday, but apparently my computer decided that it didn't like it so it got rid of it.

Firstly, though, a bit of business: I am going to hold an icontest for an official Raycaps icon, so get makin' em! I would like everyone to post their icons a week from today, August 9th, between 12:00 PM and 12:00 AM. You can get creative and do pretty much whatever you want. Just post them under a cut on the assigned due date and we will have a voting for the icon, and then I will announce the winner next Friday. So, enjoy!

And now, some actual recaps:

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And from tonight's episode:

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I promise that, to make it up to you, I will recap two shows tomorrow. I am caught up now, and I will make sure everthing is on time from now on. Okay? Are we good? good.
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(no subject) [Aug. 1st, 2006|10:34 am]
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phat_people
What is going on here? I thought there was going to be a recap everyday? I would like to make a suggestion to do one about the cheese. Too funny, I think she might have cut the cheese a bit too many times in that episode from the looks she made!!!! She even admiited that she stunk like cheese. Too much funny material can be taken from that show.
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Recap: 7-29, "Welcome To The Family" [Jul. 29th, 2006|09:39 am]
30 Minutes Of Raytardation: A Recap Community
i_heart_my_geek
And now...I bring you...OUR FIRST RECAP!

This morning's episode is all about the in-laws. Rachael is preparing a "fool-proof" meal for her in-laws, who are aparentlyt eh most amazing people on the face of the Earth. But they're still bad Italians, because they don't like pieces of garlic in their food. HOW TERRIBLE! She's making Spicy Crab Sauce over Vermicelli, Beef Tenderloin bites, and an Amoretti Cookie and ice cream dessert. So, here is your recap:

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And, as a tip to you all, there's a Good Eats marathon today. Since we all know that Alton Brown is one of the few actually talented chefs on the Food Network, show your suppport! Watch a few episodes, it'll get the Retchel taste out of your mouth.
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(no subject) [Jul. 28th, 2006|06:45 pm]
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i_heart_my_geek
*sigh* okay guys, so here's the deal. I am so so so SO very sorry about this, but there shall be no recap tonight.

You see, I am stupid. My computer crashed just as I was almost finished with it and when I restarted, it wasn't recovered. Why I did not save it, I have absolutely NO IDEA. Because I am as dumb as Raytard, I guess. Anyway, I am so very sorry, but I promise I'll make it up to you guys. I'll recap tomorrow morning's episode and have it up by ten A.M. And if possible, i shall attempt at redoing tonight's show's racap and see how it comes out. If it's readable, I will post it. We'll see.

I hope you all can forgive me!

Sorry again.
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(no subject) [Jul. 28th, 2006|04:31 pm]
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i_heart_my_geek
[mood |accomplished]
[music |The Producers]

Aight, one more mod post before I actually put up a recap this evening for Raytard's 6:00 episode...

First of all, I am thrilled that you all came to see how things are gonna work out 'round here. Please tell your friends and don't forget to tip your waiters after the show:D

Secondly, I see there's already been a little breaking of Rule Number One 'round here. Please, keep the hatred at the door! Try and stay civil. We are all here for the same purpose and that is that we hate Rachael Ray, NOT EACH OTHER! So save the biting attacks for Retchel, not one another, kthnx.

Speaking of a hatred of Rachael Ray...there has been some speculatioin of the honesty of phat_people and her dislike for our favorite slop-maker. I'm gonna give you a chance, because I have very persuasive powers and can turn you against her (and because the accusations could be false...*shrugs*) but any show of betrayal to our mission here and you're OUT! Like my mother used to say, just always remember...you don't know what I know.

And let that be a warning to all lemmings. You may think you have spies, but I have more. So if you're gonna mess wit da mastah, make sure you're up to the challenge.

Okay, one last note before I close. I know that there have to be a few talented icon makers in our midst, so I'm going to hold an icontest. The winning icon will be Raycaps' official icon. More details later.

Kay, so that about wraps it up. I'll be back around quarter to seven EST to post the recap of tonight's 6:00 episode!
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Hey all [Jul. 28th, 2006|09:15 am]
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isis_raen
Introducing myself. You guys can call me Isis and I don't think I've ever really liked Rectal. She's always been annoying. I look forward to the recaps :)
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And Now For My Intro... [Jul. 27th, 2006|11:56 pm]
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i_heart_my_geek
Hello everyone! Figured I'd just give a quick introductory post so everyone know's what's goin' down. Tomorrow i wll write my first recap, yay. I will try and recap the 2:30 and 6:00 or 6:30 episodes every day, depending on how busy I am. I will do at least one episode per day. Your comments on these recaps would be greatly appreciated. If you want to post to introduce yourself, that'd be great. We'd like to know the name by which you can be called, your age, what you hate most about Rachael Raytard, and when you started to hate her. I'll go first!

I'm alexis, or you can call me Kitie. I used to like Rachael Ray, but after watching some of her latest episodes way too much I realized how obnoxious she is and how much I can't stand her. THe most annoying thing about her, for me, is a tough decision to make but I think I'd have to say that it's probably her annoying voice and her stupid sstories that she tells while she's cooking. They're paying you to show us how to cook the crappy food, not to hear your stupid life story. Just...SHUT...UP...ALREADY!

*deep breath* Okay, that's it. Hope you all enjoy!
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