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And Now For My Intro... [Jul. 27th, 2006|11:56 pm]
30 Minutes Of Raytardation: A Recap Community
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[i_heart_my_geek]
Hello everyone! Figured I'd just give a quick introductory post so everyone know's what's goin' down. Tomorrow i wll write my first recap, yay. I will try and recap the 2:30 and 6:00 or 6:30 episodes every day, depending on how busy I am. I will do at least one episode per day. Your comments on these recaps would be greatly appreciated. If you want to post to introduce yourself, that'd be great. We'd like to know the name by which you can be called, your age, what you hate most about Rachael Raytard, and when you started to hate her. I'll go first!

I'm alexis, or you can call me Kitie. I used to like Rachael Ray, but after watching some of her latest episodes way too much I realized how obnoxious she is and how much I can't stand her. THe most annoying thing about her, for me, is a tough decision to make but I think I'd have to say that it's probably her annoying voice and her stupid sstories that she tells while she's cooking. They're paying you to show us how to cook the crappy food, not to hear your stupid life story. Just...SHUT...UP...ALREADY!

*deep breath* Okay, that's it. Hope you all enjoy!
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[User Picture]From: isis_raen
2006-07-28 12:34 pm (UTC)
Hey Alexis - I think you might've made a mistake in your community info - it says "If you do NOT like Rachael Ray, DO NOT READ THIS COMMUNITY."

Is that right?
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From: i_heart_my_geek
2006-07-28 12:41 pm (UTC)
Oh, haha, thanks. Fixed it! i'm glad you pointed that out!
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From: phat_people
2006-07-28 12:55 pm (UTC)
Um what do you mean by "recap:?
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[User Picture]From: isis_raen
2006-07-28 01:05 pm (UTC)
She means she's going to give highlights of the shows (as in what was "cooked" what Rectal said, etc)
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From: phat_people
2006-07-28 01:11 pm (UTC)
so it will be like "Today she cooked with onions and garlic and evoo with which she concocted something resembling a large turd that came out of her ass that morning". ????
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[User Picture]From: isis_raen
2006-07-28 01:14 pm (UTC)
Just wait and see. It will, at the very least, be very amusing :)
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From: phat_people
2006-07-28 01:19 pm (UTC)
Cool! I can't wait. So we have to wait until like 4:00 for a recap everyday? Man that sucks. I want to read one now!
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From: phat_people
2006-07-28 01:02 pm (UTC)
My name is phat_people. I'm what happens after eating alot of Rachael's cooking. The thing that irritates me the most about her is her corny sayings. She thinks she's so clever but she comes out with things that when I hear them, I find myself literally making retard noises, then I think to myself "what is wrong with me?". Anyways, I still find myself watching her- it's like the weird kid in school- noone liked him/her but without him/her it wouldn't be as interesting. Always trying to see what they'll do next to make a fool out of themselves.
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[User Picture]From: shortymcnutmeg
2006-07-28 01:46 pm (UTC)

Lemming in sheep's clothing alert!

Hey phat_people, I really hope you don't think you're fooling anyone. You're the kid who tried to square off with everyone in the RRS community and ended up getting kicked out. You were drooling over RR one minute then trying to cover your ass the next. Go finish your summer reading list and tell me how the 7th grade is once you start.

By the way I can't stand Rachael Ray because her insane need to be "cute and adorable" is just embarrassing. She's too old, bloated, and coked out for cuteness. Bleck!
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From: phat_people
2006-07-28 01:55 pm (UTC)

Re: Lemming in sheep's clothing alert!

YOU are GOOD!! You caught me!!! Maybe with your intelligence you should go work for the FBI or something. They need people like you who don't let anything get passed you!
Hey- you can think what you want, I don't care. I was not sticking up for her whatsoever! I was simply asking why people wasted their time putting someone down. Now I understand. Being at work all day, this is actually fun.
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From: phat_people
2006-07-28 02:20 pm (UTC)

Re: Lemming in sheep's clothing alert!

EVER NOTICE CRACKHEADS ARE ALWAYS "SPOTTING OUT" OTHER CRACKHEADS? I guess the saying is true "takes one to know one"
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[User Picture]From: nightowl60
2006-07-28 02:49 pm (UTC)

Re: Lemming in sheep's clothing alert!

I suspected that.

She's too old, bloated, and coked out for cuteness. Bleck!

too coked out for cuteness!!! LMAO!! That's good!!
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-07-28 03:05 pm (UTC)

Re: Lemming in sheep's clothing alert!

Yeah...thought it fitted her. :) She sucks donkeys.
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From: mickik
2007-10-07 09:00 pm (UTC)

Re: Lemming in sheep's clothing alert!

You aren't joking! How about that annoying voice and whoever sings her Raytarded theme song makes Yoko Ono sound like Beverly Sills. My friend's dog who I am babysitting, growls every time she comes on. Does that tell you something?
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From: phat_people
2006-07-28 02:35 pm (UTC)
um...you need help! Stop getting remarried and focus on getting help!
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[User Picture]From: uhhuhhim1
2006-07-28 02:36 pm (UTC)
Why don't you do us all a favor and stick to what this community is going to be about instead of filling it with bullshit right off the bat?
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[User Picture]From: isis_raen
2006-07-28 02:57 pm (UTC)
Your opinions on people's personal lives are not to be shared here. If you have nothing nice to say, then shut your mouth (and your fingers from typing).

We're here to discuss Rachael Ray, not psycho-analyze the members.
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From: phat_people
2006-07-28 02:55 pm (UTC)
I'm sticking to the subject as well as olive oil sticks to arteries...
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[User Picture]From: shortymcnutmeg
2006-07-28 03:11 pm (UTC)
Well then that proves you're not sticking to the subject because, "come on guys, EVOO doesn't clog your arteries!". Idiot.
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From: phat_people
2006-07-28 03:14 pm (UTC)
I would think any oil would clog the good ole' arteries. Especially the amount she uses! Damn!
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From: jenrun65
2006-07-29 03:48 am (UTC)
I agree with uhhuhim. Try to stick to the topic of this community and stop flaming others who post here. It's a bad way to start a community.
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